yesimbeyonce:

sobbinginthecornerbecausebands:

yesimbeyonce:

remember those 3 months when everyone on tumblr used the word “peasant”

We still do, peasant 

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(via weight-a-second)
pain-isnt-permanent707: amifunnyyetor: suitsandorcleavage: condoleezza-ricearoni: pie-sandwich: Insomnia whoa I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match i feel like thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping.  love this
lulz-time: thefrogman: By Ian Padgham

sexpitch: I’m lonely :( looking for a tumblr gf ♡ any takers?

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via bloodypounds)
  • white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
  • white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

dampsandwich:

swear 2 god next time a family member asks me how school is going im gonna drop my pants and poop right on the floor in front of everyone

(via askinnyblackman)

squirtle-stahp:

ryanroasts:

HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG

WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO THE HUG SORRY

(via thetowndrugdealer)